Operation Odyssey Dawn > Anyway Oddest Poisoner

When I first heard the mission name “Operation Odyssey Dawn” I wondered if maybe there was some alterior message hidden within its’ contents. This thought struck me because of the original mission name Operation Iraqi Liberation (which was later changed to Operation Iraqi Freedom, to eliminate the negative connotation), whose initials spelled O.I.L.

It did not take long to realize Operation Odyssey Dawn is an anagram for Anyway Oddest Poisoner. I found this very fitting, as war is a form of poison, if I may say so myself. The anagram Anyway Oddest Poisoner also happens to strike me as something American. It just seems to fit. Gaddafi’s been doing some evil stuff in Libya, but America always seems to be involved in other people’s business. In that sense, perhaps America is the world’s “Oddesst Poisoner, Anyway.”

I’m not a fan of what Gaddafi’s doing, but I’m also not a fan of all out war. Anyway, Oddest Poisoner to the rescue with Operation Odyssey Dawn, apparently. At least, for now.

World War III is Officially Underway

Call me a cynic if you must, but there is no avoiding the truth – I am, as far as I know, the first person to officially declare that World War III has officially begun.  It is indeed a sad state of affairs when I am the first person to officially announce the beginning of the third World War.  I didn’t think it would come to this – I always thought someone would beat me to the punch, but I’ve been proven wrong – by myself.

In case you’ve been living in a cave and do not know how World War III came about, let me give you a brief recounting a past events.  In the 19-teens, our world had its’ first World War, also known as “The War to End All Wars.”  LOL.  Unfortunately, the war to end all wars did not end all wars, or even all world wars.  In the early 1940′s, a second World War took place, which was aptly named  World War II – amazingly such a name came about before the advent of CNN, FoxNewsCrap and MSNBCLMNOP.  Hard to believe, but true.

Amazingly enough, World War II was not dubbed “The War to End All Wars” even though its’ predecessor was – and that was the first indication that there would be a third World War.  And now, in the early 21st century, World War III has begun.  While I’m proud to have the scoop, I’m simultaneously not so proud, as it is another sad day in the World.

Here is a map of the area affected by World War III:

World War III Affected Areas