I’m taking it old school now; all the way back to August 29th, 2008. Yes, I’m going that far back for this piece I wrote about stalkers:
Why You – As a Writer – Need a Stalker
Notes From a Writer Seeking a Stalker
Stalkers are typically frowned upon. Both in terms of being a stalker and having a stalker. I agree that being a stalker does not pay dividends. However, as an Associated Content Writer – or writer for other internet sites – you need a stalker. You may ask, “Why would I need a stalker, let alone put up with one?” Well, putting up with a stalker is not really a choice. A stalker is typically persistent and determined. Stalkers can potentially be slowed down by restraining orders, but a true stalker will find a way to circumvent a restraining order. In the internet age – which I seem to discuss ad nauseam – stalkers can be beneficial, even if simultaneously abhorrent.
As a writer, there is a good chance you have a blog. A stalker will provide hits to your blog on a daily basis. After all, it is a stalker – stalking is what they do. Furthermore, a stalker may post comments, which, more often than not, lead to heated discussions. Why settle for boring discussions when you can have heated stalker discussions? These comment discussions will lead to increased traffic on the blog – in addition to the increased traffic the stalker provides on a daily basis. Increased internet traffic potentially leads to additional stalkers. Why restrict yourself to one stalker when you can let the work of many stalkers exponentially benefit you and your writing? Read More >
