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News Flash – Mister Manly Maintains Manliness

Posted by livininsanity on September 4, 2008

Mister Manly maintains manliness, in the face of harsh questioning. Such staunch stance-taking supports Mister Manly’s argument for being manly. After all, maintaining arguments of manliness in the face of harsh criticism of manliness is, well, manly.

In Other News: In spite of the news, Livininsanity maintains a stance questioning the manliness of a recent post by Mister Manly.

Manliness is still, apparently, up for debate. More information will be brought to you as it develops – most likely in the form of comments by blog readers, who should cast their votes on this important debate.

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This Just In – Mister Manly is Not as Manly as We Thought

Posted by livininsanity on September 3, 2008

Mister Manly purports to be very manly. However, in a recent blog post, Mister Manly suggest the use of the following, unmanly products:
An air mattress – everyone knows it’s more manly to sleep on the floor or, better yet, in the bathtub.
A rechargable pump for inflating air mattresses – I couldn’t think of anything less manly if I tried. Other than getting a woman to blow up the air mattress for you. :)
The 40 quart, wheeled cooler – While coolers are generally manly, wheels make the product unmanly. Next, I suspect I’ll see Mister Manly wheeling a small piece of luggage down the street.
Towels – Need I say more? Since when is cleanliness related to manliness? Never! No, nay, never.
Some type of grill that doesn’t exist outdoors – All men should know that outdoor grills are manly grills and indoor grills are, well, not grills at all. A man should have to weather the elements while grilling his meat. Furthermore, there should be a fire! of some sort. Extra props for manliness are given for extended periods of time needed to create the fire to grill the food. In other words, if you have to actually build a fire pit, collect wood and build a fire from scratch, that is the most manly grilling of all.

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