Given the Chance to be Certifiable… I am! Or, What Not to Do on a Hot Summer Day and A Tangent

Today, the temperature reached a high of 96 degrees in these parts – it was a hot, sunny day with a heat color index of orange (meaning if you spend the day in the sun, you’ll turn orange). So, given the circumstances, I spent the vast majority of the day in the sun. But, that wasn’t enough for a day like today. Once the sun went away, I needed to find another way to dehydrate myself. So, I played one and a half games of indoor soccer.
Of course, all this meant I drank closer to two gallons of liquid than one and a half gallons of liquid. Pretty close to two gallons. So, tomorrow, I’m going to swim in myself. (What?!?)
Forget that last bit, obviously the day has gotten to me. Did I mention I had less than four hours of sleep last night?
On a completely unrelated note, and only because I saw a bumper sticker today – If you are pro-life, what is your position on birth control?

What me Hot?

We’ve had some true summer weather lately, with temperatures in the 90′s and heat advisories and/or warnings being issued. Simultaneously, I’ve been outside quite a bit. Within about a minute, one is sweating in this heat, but, for some reason, I haven’t seemed to be bothered by the heat. Yet, there’s the sweat and the need for hydration, but it just doesn’t seem as hot as such temperatures used to seem. Perhaps, I’ve become more accustomed to it. Maybe my body chemistry is changing. Maybe it is a variety of factors, but for some reason, the summer heat doesn’t seem as sweltering as it used to. I want to be out in it. Does that sound crazy or what?