Having detoured into less important areas such as war and politics with my last couple posts, I would like to right the ship of irreverence back onto a more relevant course. With regard to May being Mind Reader Awareness Month, someone brought to my attention the possibility that in addition reading people’s minds, the little, grubby children (and yes, they are all grubby) may have the capacity to project thoughts into our minds. It’s a scary thought.
To be perfectly honest, I am not fully aware of the all-encompassing mind power capabilities of young children bearing t-shirts of Hannah Montana. For said expertise, I must defer to the expert on the Mind-Reading capabilities of the Hannah Montana fans, Colby. However, I would like to pose a possibility.
If young Hannah Montana fans have perfected the art of mind thought projection, would it not be possible that fake Hannah Montana fans (aka Miley Cyrus fans, since she’s the fake Hannah Montana) have utilized their powers for evil against the fake Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus)? What I’m suggesting is perhaps the recent pictures of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair are the evil workings of these children gone. Afterall, if Hannah Montana is capable of conjuring an army of mind-readers, then why can’t Miley Cyrus fall prey to such mind-readers once they’ve gained the ever-cherished ability to project thoughts into people’s minds? It doesn’t seem so far-fetched to me – one of these kids may be mad at Miley Cyrus for posing as Hannah Montana, conjuring the evil that has been depicted in Vanity Fair. Although, I must admit, I am not the expert and now defer to Colby.
