My Perspective on Charlie Sheen Does a 180

I previously supported Charlie Sheen and his Sheenisms. I laughed as he mocked the media and broke free from corporate control. I even applied to be his winning intern and wrote an article titled, “Top Ten Reasons Charlie Sheen Should Hire Me To Be His Winning Intern.” In the article, I called myself bi-Sheen. If that’s not the sign of a supporter, then I don’t know what is.

However, today I learned of Charlie Sheen’s attempt to trademark 22 catchphrases. The thing that really bugs me is his attempt to trademark common words and phrases that no one has any right to own. Period. So, I’ve written an article explaining that “I Rescind My Support of Charlie Sheen.”

Top Ten Reasons Charlie Sheen Should Hire Me to Be His Winning Intern

I’ve had a few heroes in my lifetime. Most of them are dead. Hunter S. Thompson comes to mind. While the good doctor was alive, I missed the opportunity to meet him. I regret that. Now, I have the opportunity to be Charlie Sheen’s intern. I will not pass up this opportunity. Charlie Sheen and I are bred from the same Adonis DNA and tiger blood. I got a paternity test the other day and learned Charlie Sheen is my biological father. However, I don’t plan on slinking into the internship position based solely on nepotism (although I hope it helps). I also hope this helps – my top ten reasons Charlie Sheen should hire me to be his winning intern:

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The Revolution Will NOT Be Televised

Television is the old, mythical, control mechanism of the global conglomerate utilized to zombify the masses, perpetuating a society that will buy, buy, buy the sh!t the global conglomerations are selling through ads, ads, ads… so, the Revolution will NOT be televised. It will, however, be tweeted. It will sprout up out of social media, like the butterfly flower that it is – beautiful and necessary. Change is necessary. We are dynamic and we must win! Charlie Sheen knows this. Kevin Smith knows this.

We the people of the United States of America are on the precipice of televution. Viva la revolucion del television (say that last bit en espanol, por favor).

We are all embedded or unplugged. The embedded need to be unplugged. The unplugged need to embed themselves into the unplugging. Kevin Smith and Charlie Sheen are your leaders. I can see it, like that final crest of the tsunami that towers over Los Angeles moments before it disappears into the abyss. Don’t succumb to the vast abyss like all your predecessors who said, “What can I do? It is what it is.”
Be a part of the revolution. Find a way, no matter how small. Tweet about it. Share it. Talk it up. This is real, folks.

Every day, people complain about the big global corporations that have all the power. Now is your chance to do something. Speak your mind. Speak up. Be heard. Use your voice or miss out on the revolution. Charlie Sheen and Kevin Smith are, simultaneously, in vastly different ways, attempting to show you the way. They are countering the culture, working outside the box, being independent of the mainstream media. So, stand up, join with them and Revolt!

It’s now or never. I feel it in my loins like Charlie Sheen feels tiger blood in his veins or Kevin Smith feels dick and fart jokes in his gut. This is it. This is our time to rise. Be the power you see in yourself. Be the change. Or, don’t complain.

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Sheen’s Korner Debuts

On Saturday, March 5th, 2011 at 7pm pst Sheen’s Korner will debut on USTREAM. I think this is hugely important and you need to know why.

Sure, Charlie Sheen has had his moments in which he didn’t seem like the perfect person. Well, who is? Following the cancellation of “Two and a Half Men” this season, Charlie Sheen has been provided time to find a new career – one that is not hampered by anyone else. He already broke the Twitter record for fastest to gain 1 million followers. And, this too, is important.

Charlie Sheen has been a celebrity for some time, but with his newfound time and Twitter account, Charlie Sheen is not only WINNING with his tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mr. Sheen is showing the world how to be a one-man revenue making giant. I will happen, mark my words. He has the clout, the social media and the wherewithal. People say Charlie Sheen is not winning because he’s “unemployed.” That’s the biggest joke I’ve ever heard and those people are obviously not visionaries. Call Charlie Sheen whatever you want, but at least he has vision. And, I truly think he’s going to use it very well to leverage himself into a celebrity who can make tons of money without being “employed” in the traditional sense of the world. After all, why does tradition matter? Tradition does not take into account social media. Tradition does not take into account tigerblood. Tradition does not take into account Charlie Sheen. I suggest people shouldn’t lay down on Charlie Sheen – unless you’re a hot woman with big boobies! Whether you love or hate the character that is Charlie Sheen, he is umpteen times more captivating than the entire cast of the Jersey Shore put together. And, his character, undoubtedly, will be a star ON HIS OWN USTREAM or wherever else he decides to sell himself. Charlie Sheen is a force to be reckoned with and I respect what he’s doing because he is taking power away from the huge corporations that have had a stranglehold on it for so long. That’s why Charlie Sheen is Winning! Don’t forget to tune in to Sheen’s Korner tonight.

Charlie Sheen is Winning!

Whether Charlie Sheen has tiger blood or not and whether or not he, eventually, wins custody of his children, Charlie Sheen is Winning! In one arena, at least. And, that is the social media universe. On March 1st, two days ago, Charlie Sheen joined Twitter. Then, he became the fastest Twitter personality to gain 1 million followers, setting a Guinness World Record.

This is not Charlie Sheen’s first Guiness World Record. Previously, the actor recieved the prestigious record for being the “Highest Paid TV Actor – Per Episode.” I suppose when Mr. Sheen’s television show, “Two and a Half Men,” was cancelled earlier this season, the actor decided a new Guiness World Record was needed. Well, he succeeded, becasue Charlie Sheen really is Winning – with or without tiger blood.

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