Happy Mind Reading Awareness Month

April showers bring May flowers and May 1st brings an entire 31 days (no shortchange here) dedicated to awareness of mind readers. Invented by blogger, Colby Marshall, and popularized by Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana, mind-reading has become an important part of human technology in the 21st century. To learn about the inception of MAY MAM and for an interview with inventor Colby Marshall, see this article.
Other supporters of MAY being Mind-reading Awareness Month include MJ at Note to Self.

The Last Day of May Means it’s Time For Seriousness

Since today is the last day of May, I feel obligated to discuss something before we go hurtling into the month of June.  Specifically:

“Some are distracted by the so called “cuteness” of children that they never even suspect that something more sinister is at work.”

“Most susceptible to mind-readers are those who work in child care professions, teachers, nurses, etc.”

Both of which are quotes from Colby from an article on mind-reading.  As you should be well aware, May is Mind-Reading Awarenss Month and thank (insert your higher power)!  We learned so much during the month of may regarding Hannah Montana fans.  Specifically, in addition to mind-reading, they have the ability to conduct mind thought projection.  Furthermore, as has been suggested, paintballs may not be a strong enough deterrrent for the little rugrats.

Fittingly, teen idol Hannah Montana herself (or Miley Cyrus her other self) fell prey to the brain sucking powers of children during the month of May, when she accidentally posed scantily clad for Vanity Fair, despite the fact that she is 15 and Annie Liebowitz was the photographer.  If Hannah Montana can fall prey to the evils of her own followers, then anyone is susceptible.  It only takes a moment and, in that moment, Miley Cyrus got confused about being Hannah Montana and shed her garments.  The good news is the act lent credence to Mind-reader Awareness Month (M.A.M.) and showed just how important it is to be aware of young children who are suspiciously following, praising and holding on a pedastal another youngster – until of course, they pounce, like the predators they are.  So beware and be aware.  And, if you see a child, cover your head and run the other way and never, never feed them after midnight.

May is Mind-reading Awareness Month

Admittedly, it is not May quite yet. However, I’m bubbling over with anticipation and, apparently, so is Colby because May is Mind-reading Awareness Month.

In honor of the awareness month, which began merely as an awareness day, I interviewed Colby. Furthermore, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana did her part by appearing scantily clad in Vanity Fair. So, the cat’s out of the bag folks. The word has spread. It can no longer be contained. Bask in the awarenessness of May Mind-reading and check out what Colby had to say about it in her exclusive interview.

The World is officially now a slightly brighter place, as we can all begin to be a tiny bit more aware. Thank you May, even though this is premature.