I have decided to write a review of a new alcoholic product. As such, I can drink and call it work. :) Awesome! This should go on a list of reasons to be a writer. Not only that, I think it might be at the top of the list.
I think the fact that I will force myself to drink alcohol on a friday afternoon for an article is a very admirable trait. I am, obviously, a very dedicated writer. Furthermore, if I’m writing an article about an alcoholic product, then I will, naturally, be drinking while writing. This makes me super-dedicated and awesome. It’s a cyclical process really – as my dedication increases my awesomeness increases… because I’ve drunk more. Soon, I will be the most dedicated and most awesome person ever!
P.S. I just realized – by accident – I can publish a blog post without a title. See what you learn when you are so dedicated? How awesome!
