President George W. Bush Gets Slapped

In honor of Slap A Moron Day, I give you a map:

 The states highlighted orange indicate states that voted to slap President George W. Bush in honor of the first annual Slap A Moron Day.

According to my Horoscope…

I’m doing something really productive, I’m just not aware of it at the moment.  Nice!  If only all of life were so simple.  Actually, maybe it is and I’m just not aware of it. :)

Now, on to the news of the day:  Hillary Clinton won 68% of the vote in Puerto Rico, while Barack Obama only garnered 32%.  Puerto Rico?  Are you serious?  Hillary Clinton?

I’ve made a point of not consuming any media regarding the subject matter, so I can report about this without being biased.  I want to be unfiltered so that I can present a totally original (an perhaps uneducated) viewpoint on the democratic nominee election.

Is Puerto Rico filled with old women?  Has something changed that I’m not aware of?  Oh, wait a minute, I think the culprit here might be Bill Clinton – all those hot Puerto Rican mamis want their shot with Bill in the oval office.  It’s the only solution I can feasibly derive at.  Well, that or the chicanos (I hope that’s close enough to a slang term for male Puerto Ricans) think adultery runs in the family.  But, Hillary Clinton?  Well, there is Chelsea.  Maybe, this is more of a long term strategy – waiting for the day Chelsea can take office.

Now, if only these Presidential type families had more children, we could return to the days of keeping one family in power forever.  Ah, nostalgia.  Just what we need – a return to yesteryear.

On the other hand, perhaps Hillary Clinton’s doing something productive and I’m just not aware of it.  I wish.

What I See When I Watch a “Science Fiction” Movie

Any time I watch a movie like Equilibrium (the human race has gone so far as to wipe out emotions, since they have been deemed the root of war and hatred), I can not help but think our World is on a path headed for a similar outcome.  I have a feeling some people watch science fiction movies and think they are just fantastical stories that are entertaining to watch, but when I watch such movies, I see exactly where we are headed if we continue down the path we are on.

I can very easily envision a powerful figure, such as George Bush, fumbling through a speech attempting to convince the public that, “we need to eradicate the weapons of mass destruction lodged within our brains.”  Sadly, I see it as a feasible possibility due to the supporting evidence for such a thesis that I bear witness to every day.  Perhaps what makes the notion so daunting is that I can see a tiny shred of truth in the horrid concept.  Perhaps this shred scares me, because if I can see that, then who knows what some bumbling fool from Texas can see – got nothing against Texas, just certain people from Texas, or at least a certain person.

So, I suppose, what I see when I watch a “science fiction” movie is, well… science fact.  I see these so-called seemingly far-fetched movies as mere extensions of the path some want to take us down and it pisses me off and scares me. 

Thoughts on Reverend Jeremiah Wright

If nothing else, Reverend Jeremiah Wright is amusing.  Some people claim he is offensive.  To those people, I say, “your offense offends me.”  Granted, sometimes he doesn’t say things in the most politically correct way, but, if nothing else, Reverend Jeremiah Wright is amusing.  Seriously, did you see him do a little dance, make a little love and get down with Wright, Reverend Wright, Jeremiah Wright.

This guy, who has been cast into the limelight for being associated with Barack Obama, does impressions of John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Baines Johnson, residents of the United Kingdom and who knows how many other people.  So, you may not agree with some of what he says – it’s called FREE SPEECH.  I think it’s written somewhere in a little paper called the Constitution.

The sad thing, in my opinion, is that the ties to Barack Obama remind me of the swift scandal during the Presidential Campaign of John F. Kerry.  I think it would be utterly sad if people base there votes for President based on such an association.  Hillary Clinton may not have any associates who are publicly as utterly amusing (or offensive according to some) as Barack Obama, but I don’t see that as a reason to not vote for Barack Obama.

Now, if only Reverend Jeremiah Wright would focus his energy on May being Mind-reader Awareness Month – the entire country would become aware instantaneously, so it seems.