Blogging 101 Coming to a Blog Near You!

You read that correctly. Starting soon, on a spontaneous day, when you least expect it, I will stop bogarting my bloggin wisdom. On that fateful day, the unprecedented class (which is not so much like a class, but a lesson in life) Blogging 101 will be available to YOU – my blog viewer / reader / participator (willing or not).

To sign up for this extraordinary life experience, simply register in my comment box below. It’s simple. You register/comment and then one day, when you least expect it, you’ll receive a wake up call (figurately… or not). You may be sleeping, your blog may be closed, but I’ll break in, track you down and kidnap you… for class. Some people need these tactics in order to succeed at life.

As someone who has never succeeded at life, I have much wisdom to pass on. As a little freebie, I’ll let you in on one of the secrets of Blogging 101 – Don’t stop blogging for four days only to, suddenly, go on a blogging spree. It doesn’t work that way. This is how you create addicts. People can only take so much. It’s called moderation. And, when you toy with people in this way, you force them to go through withdrawal. Subsequently, you tease the $h!t out of them when you return with your sweet nectar of the Gods. How dare you!

It’s like bogarting the J and then forcing someone to do a gravity bong (or at least, that’s what I’ve heard… I don’t even know what that means, but I’ve been told it’s an apt correlation.) Anyway, stop forcing us through these ups and downs, which are reminscient of going into rehab and then immediately jumping back on the wagon. Blogging 101 Coming to a Blog Near You!